In a climate of contemporary ironic post-political
correctness and post-feminism, we hope that you
appreciate this next item in the way it is intended:
We are running a feature including a photo and a
brief description of this months fittest female
fan (for their male counterparts under the same
climate of contemporary ironic post-political
correctness and post-masculinism see the “RazorDude”
category)
The Razorbabe for the month of
March 2006
is...
Roxanne
Roxanne is our favourite barmaid from
the InTourist Hotel, Krasnodar, Russia
Roxanne,
you don't have to put on the bar light
those days are over you don't have
to serve a beer that's light.
Roxanne,
You don't have serve those crisps tonight
walk the bar and take our beer money
you really care if the orders wrong or if it's right.
OK This may seem a little blurred, but
after several
excellent Russian beers
this is the way that she appeared to
us most nights.
She says the following:
Krasnodar Scorchio, Moscow Freezio
Dva Peevo? (Two Beers?)
Ladies fancy being Razorbabe for next month?
The bar keeps being raised.
Do you think you have got what it takes?
Ladies feel free to email in your picture;
telling us why you like Velvet Razor so much and
why you think that you should be next months
Razorbabe.
Email your submissions (now I've sorted my mail server)
to:
Razorbabe submission
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